Rodney Dangerfield

• The comedian-actor Rodney Dangerfield, who dies in 2004 at the age of 82, came up with plenty of oft-repeated lines during his long career. "Life is just a bowl of pits," "When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother," and "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said, OK, you're ugly, too" are just a few of them. Here's one that particularly pertains to the cocktail world.

"I drink too much.

"The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

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